Sure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in style when you rock this space aesthetic shirt. It also makes a great gift for an aetheist, skeptic or free thinker friend who knows the universe is indifferent to suffering.

Shirt Info:

• Pre-shrunk ringspun cotton
• Racerback
• Semi-relaxed fit

Our fashion forward racerback women?s tanks are perfect for hitting the gym or styling with a cardigan or jacket for a casual weekend look. Made with ultra soft ringspun cotton, side seam construction, and a semi-relaxed fit. (Note: Heather colors are a cotton/poly blend.)

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our ladies racerback tank tops have a semi-relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 16 inch width chest x 24.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 16.75 inch width chest x 24.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-8)
Large 17.75 inch width chest x 25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-12)
X-Large 18.75 inch width chest x 25.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 14)
2X-Large: 19.75 inch width chest x 26 inch length (usually fits dress size 16)